Wednesday, August 6
You may have heard this before ... but this is for all of you who had as great of a day at work as I did today.
WORK PRAYER...
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
WORK PRAYER...
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Tuesday, August 5
Just a little FYI... in Iowa... a vegetable burger is not a "veggie burger" as we all know it. Yup, that is right... it is all cow, but with lettuce and tomato. It floored me that there is actually a seperate menu item if you want something other than beef, bun, and cheese. Just a little warning for you vegetarians out there cruising around the small towns of Iowa looking for a non-meat meal.
I don't have much else to say because if you read the other blogs you will know that we all had a blast in Galena this weekend. However, what was not put on the other blogs was the midnight golfing. Ross, Helena, Leah and I decided about midnight that we were going to go hit some golf balls as we were staying on the golf course. Just a few tips if you are planning on doing this in the future:
1. Use glow-in-the-dark golf balls
2. Don't ask the clubhouse if they have any... as it is a dead giveaway that you plan to invade their golf course as soon as the sun goes down.
3. Stick close to the green, cause if you hit the ball more that about 20 feet you will never find it again.
4. And lastly, if you cannot see the cup (well, because it is very dark)... all you have to do is have Ross stand by the cup and moon you... I now totally understand how the term came about. But, you should only do this when you are far enough away that all you can see is the faint white glow. :-)
I don't have much else to say because if you read the other blogs you will know that we all had a blast in Galena this weekend. However, what was not put on the other blogs was the midnight golfing. Ross, Helena, Leah and I decided about midnight that we were going to go hit some golf balls as we were staying on the golf course. Just a few tips if you are planning on doing this in the future:
1. Use glow-in-the-dark golf balls
2. Don't ask the clubhouse if they have any... as it is a dead giveaway that you plan to invade their golf course as soon as the sun goes down.
3. Stick close to the green, cause if you hit the ball more that about 20 feet you will never find it again.
4. And lastly, if you cannot see the cup (well, because it is very dark)... all you have to do is have Ross stand by the cup and moon you... I now totally understand how the term came about. But, you should only do this when you are far enough away that all you can see is the faint white glow. :-)
